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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:00
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!